"What would it be like if I ever accidentally farted in class? How would I deal with that??"
I had to laugh. I asked her if this had ever happened to her before, and she quickly denied it, but it was very apparent that it was a real concern of hers, so I told her I'd pull a card about it, and we'd see what Tarot had to say. I laughed for a second time when I pulled:
Rider-Waite-Smith Tarot |
Before saying anything, I showed the card to her, and she started to chuckle, too. I said, "Well, this Queen certainly seems to be having some indigestion - just look at the cloud she's sitting in! She definitely knows what it's like to fart in class. But look at her face! Do you think she cares? No way - she's all 'Yeah, I farted, so what? You guys are SO immature...'"
My daughter laughed and said, "Yeah, it's perfect! So now I know what to do. If it ever happens to me I'll just be cool and act like it really doesn't matter at all!"
I think that the Tarot has a sense of humor, too.
As a child I always thought is to be funny that even our queen had to fart. And my mother told me to fart like royalty when I was to "loud"
ReplyDeleteEllen, I absolutely love your story! "Fart like royalty" - haha!!! So perfect for this card :)
DeleteOh my, a definite sense of humour :) I love that the cards helped her negotiate something so far from ethereal, yet very real! Could have done with that kind of advice as a kid myself :D
ReplyDeleteHaha, yes, I love this entirely practical application to a very human experience ;-)
DeleteI'll never see those clouds the same way again, lol.
ReplyDeleteHahah! Honestly, I don't think I will either ;)
DeleteI was shopping with a woman in her 80's who obviously passed gas. She put her hand to her face in a shy way and said "oh dear, someone is speaking behind my back again". :)
ReplyDeleteGreat blog, thanks for sharing Olivia, Sharyn
Haha, I love that! Thanks, Sharyn :)
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